What can you say about a song like this?

Christmas Robot

Beep beep boop boop

Buddle buddle Bup bup

Beep beep boop (boop)

Workin’ on the factory line

Makin’ all your cars

But when it comes to night time

I look up at the stars

And if it is December

You will always here me say

I hope to see Santa

And the reindeer and the sleigh

Christmas Robot

Beep beep boop boop

Buddle buddle Bup bup

Beep beep boop (boop)

I got a sister in New York

She’s a broadway show-bot

I’ve got a cousin on the Thames

He’s a tug-and-tow bot

A niece in Paris traffic

She’s a stop-and-go bot

But deep down inside

She’s just a christmas robot

Christmas Robot

Beep beep boop boop

Buddle buddle Bup bup

Beep beep boop (boop)

Should santa ever need my help

I promise I would never tell

I’d keep his secrets ’till I’m rust

‘Cos deep down inside you know I’m just

Christmas Robot

Beep beep boop boop

Buddle buddle Bup bup

Beep beep boop (boop)

So now you’ve met some family

From all across the world

We have a simple question

For all you boys and girls

Is christmas just for you guys?

We would have to say no-bot

‘Cos deep down inside

We’re all just Christmas robots

Christmas Robot

Beep beep boop boop

Buddle buddle Bup bup

Beep beep boop (boop)

I’ve got an uncle in Japan

He’s a neon glow-bot

I’ve got an aunt in San Juan

She’s a coquito-bot

I’ve got family in Holland

They’re mid winter horn blow bots

But I haven’t said hi

To loads of guys

But you know I love you all

And to you all

HAPPY CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS ROBOT