Wii Fit said, “That’s normal!” to me today, and clapped. After a couple thousand days of “That’s obese” and “That’s overweight,” I have won the Wii Fit game and I am officially no longer overweight.

I’m not slender.

I met the Art Prof today and he told me he was on a serious diet. “You don’t look like you need a diet,” I said and he told me he had already lost 20 pounds.

I think he looks normal. I am not at all sure that I look normal.

I like having the Wii clap for me. I like having won.

Wii Fit wants me to lose another 28 pounds.