It has come to my attention that some people dislike the word “moist.” #1 daughter pointed out that we already have plenty of words for unattractive dampness. “Clammy,” for example. “Dank.” “Oozing.” “Sweaty.””Musty.” “Soggy.” “Muggy.”

“Moist,” on the other hand, is associated with nice things like cake and lips.

According to Mental Floss, it’s also associated with vaginas. The younger and more neurotic people are, and the more disgusted by human bodies, the more they dislike the word “moist.”

Ladies, this could be handy. Ask a guy on the first date how he feels about the word “moist.” Eliminate anti-moist guys for being neurotic and squeamish about sex