Thanks to Dingus6, I found the Death Clock, which assures me that I am halfway through my life. Also that I will perish in July. On the 25th, in fact. There I’ll be, a few years short of my hundredth birthday, hobbling slowly through Back to School, and I will suddenly keel over, in the middle of helping someone decide whether they can tolerate a liter measurement set in which the beakers are not all round. They’ll be sorry they were so obstreperous.
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Ah… not to sound morbid or anything, but the image of that is just too funny.
Thanks for the clock link! That’s a lovely image.
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