The eye tests were interesting. I haven’t heard about them yet, which I figure is good news. If I were going to be blind soon, they’d have called me right up.

Today is #1 son’s birthday. He’s 21. He went out last night at midnight and hasn’t yet returned, which is probably also good news. If he’d been arrested, they’d have called us.

Today I’ll be picking up a birthday cake and talking with a reporter, and I also have way more work than I can actually do. Some of it just won’t get done, that’s all.