As a member of Amazon Vine, I received a case of this miracle substance, Celsius. It causes people who drink it to become madly fit and energetic, increases their endurance, and enhances their metabolism.

It tastes revolting. However, I am planning to give it a fair test. So I will report here on the progress of my Green Tea Raspberry Acai Vitamin Enriched Dietary Supplement experience. This is Day 1, and I’m drinking it, making faces like a person drinking cough syrup, while working. I had my exercise today (it says it works best with exercise and healthy food, which I daresay is true), and have been feeling pretty chipper already. No doubt once I make it through this can of Celsius I will feel just that much more energetic and fit!