As I was driving to a tutoring appointment yesterday the phone rang. I am pretty strict about cell phones while driving, but after all, it could have been a job offer, so I answered it.
It was The Computer Guy. He told me his timeline for the sample site and I told him that his blog post was in draft form but I still needed to get some of the numbers out of it.
People’s eyes slide off the screen when there are too many numbers in a post.
“Okay,” he said. “Do you use Blah Blah Blah web tools?”
I was peering at street signs at the time, so I am willing to believe that he said something else. I think I said nothing at all.
The Computer Guy said something about being able to put text directly onto the sites, and I suggested that he send me the name of the program in question, and I’d learn it. “You can e-mail me things and I can tweak them,” he said despairingly.
“No, really,” I said. “I’m quick.”
Turns out it was Visual Studio Express. Not Blah Blah Blah.
So when I got home last night I downloaded the program, watched the video, found and worked through the kids’ tutorials, and generally got myself up to speed on this new program.
I was a little mystified. This is a web design program for amateurs. There was some controversy about it when it first came out, with people worrying that it would diminish the value of good web design. Imagine the monks of medieval Ireland objecting to the idea of literacy among the common people, and you will have a sense of the tone in these discussions.
During my study I had a few fleeting moments of wondering what we were going to do with this stuff. After all, this is a guy who uses XHTML1.0.Strict, not transitional like you and me. What are the chances that he wants to switch to a program that lets people drag and drop radio buttons?
What, in particular, are the chances that he wants to allow someone like me to drag and drop radio buttons onto his sites?
It hit me as I came out to make the coffee this morning: it was supposed to be easy enough for me to use. Being a real live engineer, The Computer Guy has misunderstood the level of difficulty involved in using HTML for text. I do it all the time. He’s thinking that — to put it in our shared language — since it is challenging to design an Aran sweater, it is also hard to knit a garter stitch scarf.
I could be wrong, but that’s my working hypothesis. I emailed him delicately asking what the heck we were going to do with that cool new program.
It could have been the result at least in part of an exchange we’d had earlier in the day. We’re offering technology training workshops for local teachers, so I had sent him the course description of one of the tech workshops offered by the local authorities. Here it is:
“In this workshop, attendees will have the opportunity to view new websites that correlate with the AR Frameworks and to navigate through them.”
This is a six-hour workshop, and the attendees will be looking at websites together.
“That’s not tech training,” he said. I could hear his brow furrowing.
“True,” I agreed, “but it is what our local teaches are being offered. You can see why I am so confident.”
Perhaps he thought then that, if this is what teachers imagined people did in tech training sessions, then he had better find a much easier program for me to use.
Anyway, if you have any desire to build web pages for your own amusement, check out that link. It’s quite fun to play with. It still requires you to learn code, and it’s not compatible with html, so it’s not going to be useful if you are working with anyone else. It reminds me, in that, of Esperanto. But it is fun.
So, yeah, I’ll let you know how it comes out.
Or maybe he’s really not interested in the writing parts and has officially decided to exclusively do the higher functions of design or something.
@chanthaboune – Yes, I think that’s true. But right now I do the writing and send it to him — that’s the part that seemed to be causing him despair. I think he now trusts me enough to allow me to post the text, but worries that I’ll get distracted by the pointy brackets and have the vapors or something. I may be misinterpreting entirely, of course. He may plan to switch over to Visual Basic himself. I just can’t imagine it.
the idea of you having the vapours while sitting at your computer is pretty funny. won’t it be refreshing to clue him in on the fact that you’re smarter than he thinks? or will it just be awkward?
ps: i’m going to move that google analytics text today. maybe even RIGHT NOW.
@princess_smartypants – Fortunately, he’s just as smart as I am, so I think it’ll be okay. I don’t want to suggest that he is condescending to me, and I hope that I am not condescending to him either, but we have complementary areas of knowledge — that is, each of us knows huge amounts of stuff the other doesn’t. This is good for our working together, but it can lead to things like this while we feel out one another’s areas of ignorance.
If the program isn’t compatible with html, then what good is it?
I suspect this is why I had so much trouble with browsers that were not QUITE up to date.
People kept telling me I needed to buy a new computer and new programs just so I could see their website because it was SO WONDERFUL and they didn’t feel they had to bother dealing with a web browser that wasn’t BRAND NEW.
I kept trying to tell them that html works. If they really want to reach their audience, why didn’t they use it?
@lostarts – Actually, the program in question is compatible with ASP.NET, which is the program used to build a site we’re working on. Since I had never heard of ASP.NET, I didn’t think of that.
@fibermom –
Not everyone has a brand-spanking-new computer. If you use html, you can reach everyone. If you use something else, maybe not.
Do you really want to exclude part of your potential audience?
@lostarts – In this case, it’s not my decison. I agree, though, that it is frustrating to be expected to upgrade all the time. I am realizing that if I want to continue doing this work, I will have to buy a new computer.